FOOTLOOSE AND…
It’s time for a different look at politics…
Politics to the left of us… politics to the right of us… We might as well relax and smile at these political aphorisms from both sides of the aisle:
The problem with political jokes is they get elected…
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office…
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even when there is no river…
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel…
I offer my opponents a bargain: If they stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them (Adlai Stevenson)…
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor, and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Instead of giving a politician keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks…
There ought to be one day, just one, when there is open season on senators (Will Rogers)…
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these state-of-the-union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven…
Now wasn’t that fun?
