Hungry Rat Eats $19,000


Yup, now I’ve heard it all! A rat in India snuck inside an ATM machine and ate more than $19,000 in legal currency.

When the technicians arrived to fix this State Bank of India cash machine, they found more than $19,000 in shredded bills — and a dead rat.

The adventurous rat had entered the back of the machine through a small hole. His appetite dictated the rest of the party.

An “investigation” has been ordered into this incident. I’m wondering what witnesses will be interrogated.